It’s National Goof-Off Day, so Studstill Media has compiled a list of 10 jokes for you to enjoy.
- Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his dinner? Because he was stuffed!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- I’m really passionate about dried grapes. I’m raisin’ awareness
- Knock knock? Who’s there? Fire engine. Fire engine who? Fire engine one and prepare for blast-off!
- In school, I was always the teacher’s pet…she couldn’t afford a dog
- What did the adding machine say to the clerk? You can count on me
- What kind of T is hard to swallow? Reali-Tea
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator
- Where do sheep go on vacation? Baaaahamas
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick
