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Best Anti Jokes


Wednesday is Humorous Day, daring you to find the humor in everything.  Can you find the humor in these anti-jokes?

  1. A horse walks into a bar.  Several people get up and leave as they spot the potential danger of the situation.
  2. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?  Where’s my tractor
  3. What did one German man say to the other?  I don’t know, I can’t speak German!
  4. A grasshopper walks into a bar.  The barman says, “Hey, we’ve got a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says, “Really, you have a drink called Steve?”
  5. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?  Stolen!  Make sure you return it before the rightful owners prosecute you!
  6. Why can’t a T-rex clap? Because it’s extinct!
  7. What’s blue and smells like red paint?  Blue paint
  8. What can you call a carwash that won’t wash cars anymore?  Broken
  9. What do you call a talking turtle?  Fictional
  10. What do you call a joke that isn’t funny?  A sentence

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